Oy!!! Trying to keep up with the NOW
The truth is
Who actually knows HOW?
Computers, facebook, google
Email, tweets it is all just a bunch of smhoogle
I’m trying to keep up…for my own sake
The truth is
I can’t even keep my Harold AWAKE
It’s 2013 …find out what’s trending
Oy all this hoku pokus…my mind sure is bending
Big Syl relax
You chest is just heaving
Put your finger under Harold’s nose …
make sure he’s still breathing
Time to take a nap…red headed Syl
Maybe eat a pickle
But make sure that it is dill
Yes…this is the end
But first I’ll order a pizza
And to me have them send.!
Soooo….I went to see that foreign film ,“BARBARA”…what can I tell you, it got rave reviews. Did I love it…NO.
Did I like it?…NO….what can I tell you , I heard it was great….Of course, then I wonder if they saw the same film I did …Let me tell you in a word how the movie was….BORING over and over and over…the same thing…I’m talkin repetitive! Indulgent….and not enough happening….Soooo…here it is—-My life is fuller then BARBARA’S…and I don’t care if BARBAR is mad…I told the truth…Hey BARB..Get a LIFE!!!!!
Why can’ I wake up thin?…Why?…Why?…Why? When I feel depressed I have to go to bed. When I feel anxious I have to have a Danish…Hey, a Danish in bed doesn’t sound bad…Oy! I feel better already. SOOOO my Peeps. Have a great super bowl Sunday! I’m gonna be watchin it in bed….snackin!
!….that’s right…you know it….I CAN’T SLEEP!!! I’m, sick of trying to relax and drift off, it only makes me nervous, and who can sleep when they’re nervous….You might say…..I’m very up tight! I can’t go to sleep and Harold can’t wake up. I’m watching TV…while Harold is snoring. Saw Jimmy Falon. You know I have a crush on that cutey….an adorable man and so talented! I think Carsy Daly is great. He has such an interesting show. You know what…I think I have indigestion. I could die here and Harold wouldn’t wake up. I have got to sleep. I have a big day tomorrow..(getting my roots done)…always something. When I get my roots done…I feel better! GOOD NIGHT…opps, I mean, GOOD MORNING
One of my BFF’S, Gaby, brought me part of a gingerbread house….I believe it was the master bedroom and living room and garage….This funny comedian ate it before I could even decorate it!!! Oy, I am sooo sorry..I’ll be bloated tomorrow.
Sometimes I’m uncontrollable. I’m gonna put on my New Year‘s list…”Sylvia, B CONTROLLABLE”!!! I think I’ll lay/lie down.