Funny News Headline:Brisk for the Holidays

Funny News Headline:Brisk for the Holidays

I really like it cold.  It is a little brisk now and I hope it remains.  Really…For God’s sake ..who wants to perspire /shvitz for the holidays.  I want to wrap up..you know..scarves….hats….gloves (gotta get my nails done) so I can wear those fingerless gloves for the holidays..You know, REDish black nails sticking out of the black gloves!  I like velvet!  A lot of jewelry…  I’m gonna make Harold dress up….I bought him a beautiful dressing robe royal blue satin.  He’s gonna look like a million bucks..or at least a fin!  (Harold thinks that I am a funny woman) yes, but this female comedian is smart as a whip!  Moishe,(my adorable and very bright turtle) will be in his new green sweater…(loud green).  So I guess we are gonna (as they say) ROCK IT!

And..One question.  Does that NRA guy have absolutely NO heart?…that’s what I’m thinkin!

Ok….Enjoy the PROCESS of xmas!!!!!

Funny News Headlines: What is this END OF THE WORLD rumor going around….

Funny News Headlines: What is this END OF THE WORLD rumor going around….


Oy! IF it ends tomorrow the first thing I am going to do is order a pizza with extra crispy crust and extra cheese. and garlic…yummy!
…..I will wait awhile then a bagel and creme cheese and lox…then on to a few desserts….chocolate… I’ll dress nice…..but not tooo subtle and a lot of my good jewelry ….I will tell Harold what I like about him and what I DON’T like about him….Give my beloved turtle Moishe some extra food. I’ll make some calls and tell a few people how I
REALLY feel about them!!!!!! Then I will relax…put music on …read a magazine and have some ice cream….sounds pretty good to me!

Here comes the Holidays! From a Female Comedian

Here comes the Holidays! From a Female Comedian

 

Oh boy here they come ….they are coming fast and furious….HOLIDAYS!!!!  We are already into Hanakkah/Channuka!  Silver and blue decorations….little tiny xmas tree sprayed silver and blue balls (that’s right0, I said blue balls)  on the tree.  Kids playing Dradle….Chocolate money in gold wrappers.  Gifts for 8 nights.  Then on xmas day…All Jewish people go eat Chinese food and go to a movie.  Sounds Great.

Soon xmas.  I am sure everyone will be exhausted from shopping, shopping , shopping.It is not easy to get gifts that you think others will enjoy.  Good God I think everyone should be happy!  Love the decorations.  Beautiful lights and beautiful trees and great food and xmas cookies and cakes and egg nog and Santa.  What’s not to like about the holidays where you show people how much you care for them and appreciate them.  I really appreciate all the people doing what they can to make the holiday fun and festive.  Hey, it is a lot of work.

I sure hope it will get cold….It doesn’t seem right to have the holidays and it is not cold…just doesn’t seem right.  Ok, I would even settle for very CHILLY…out of desperation.  Yep…looking forward and do love the holidays.

And …New Years is coming up….OY, can’t talk about it yet!  Signing out for now.  Peace and Love!  And I mean it!!

 

It’s Sylvia. Who needs to talk to Harold.  I have said it all before.

It’s Sylvia. Who needs to talk to Harold. I have said it all before.

Oy do I LOVE living alone!!  Well I do live with my husband Harold, which is fortunately like living alone.  He can watch TV, read the paper, take a nap and snore all at the same time, in his comfy chair!  Now that’s talent.  I have sooo much time for myself..It’s a pleasure.  I put down something for him to eat and he’s happy!  Could you die!  Once in awhile I yell something in to him just to see if he’s breathing….  OK…I’m gonna paint my toenails…

A big ole hug from

SYLVIA