by sylvia | Oct 16, 2013 | Uncategorized
Oh yeah…Here it comes. The costumes is the biggest question. What are you wearing for Halloween. Should Harold and I get dressed in a costume and trick or treat? Why should it only be for kids. Anybody can trick or treat if they want to! Thinking of what to wear. Thought about a playboy bunny…oy, you have to pull your waist in so tight and then prop your bosom up so high. Forget it. To much trouble and SO UNCOMFORTABLE. Maybe a gypsy. Excuse me , now they call em psychics. I could wear a lot of scarves and bangle bracelets and colors and maybe make alittle money by telling people their fortunes. Yeah, that’s more like it. Harold can go as me and I could go as Harold. No. Then I would have to get in his lazy boy chair and roll it down the street. To much trouble.
I don’t think Harold is gonna go. He just doesn’t care about things as much as I do, like candy. No, I ‘ll go alone…maybe as a champion cannaster or mah jang player. Guess what. If that party pooper Harold doesn’t go trick or treating with me, I’m not sharing my candy with him. I know, I’ll just give him the cheap candy corn and not the reese cups! A person has to have boundaries.
by sylvia | Mar 14, 2013 | Blog News, Uncategorized
Sometimes I can’t find my Harold…Sometimes he just blends into the rug. But…maybe that’s a good thing. Maybe this weekend I can drag him (kicking and screaming) out of the house. I’ll try my hardest…but if not, me and my BFF Myra will go gallivanting! …The new POPE looks like a nice guy…warm, nurturing and he cares about the poor…I’ll tell you what, I LIKE HIS FACE!
Sometimes I can’t find Harold
by sylvia | Feb 8, 2013 | Blog News, Uncategorized
Oy!!! Trying to keep up with the NOW
The truth is
Who actually knows HOW?
Computers, facebook, google
Email, tweets it is all just a bunch of smhoogle
I’m trying to keep up…for my own sake
The truth is
I can’t even keep my Harold AWAKE
It’s 2013 …find out what’s trending
Oy all this hoku pokus…my mind sure is bending
Big Syl relax
You chest is just heaving
Put your finger under Harold’s nose …
make sure he’s still breathing
Time to take a nap…red headed Syl
Maybe eat a pickle
But make sure that it is dill
Yes…this is the end
But first I’ll order a pizza
And to me have them send.!
by sylvia | Dec 21, 2012 | Uncategorized
Oy! IF it ends tomorrow the first thing I am going to do is order a pizza with extra crispy crust and extra cheese. and garlic…yummy!
…..I will wait awhile then a bagel and creme cheese and lox…then on to a few desserts….chocolate… I’ll dress nice…..but not tooo subtle and a lot of my good jewelry ….I will tell Harold what I like about him and what I DON’T like about him….Give my beloved turtle Moishe some extra food. I’ll make some calls and tell a few people how I
REALLY feel about them!!!!!! Then I will relax…put music on …read a magazine and have some ice cream….sounds pretty good to me!
